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	This is a secret articles or at least supposed to,
	Okay, here's the funky poeple of alt.comp.virus...



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Subject: PRESS RELEASE - Nick FitzGerald a cancel-fag
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 1998 06:09:06 -0400
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October 31, 1998
      
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Central Command, the US and Canada Distributor of AntiViral Toolkit
Pro today announced that Kasperksy Lab, it's partner isolated a new
cancel-fag.

Nick FitzGerald, editor of Virus Bulletin magazine and well-known asexual
is a cancel-fag. Cancel messages for ones that were not his own were found
on DejaNews today.

Detection and removal of Nick FitzGerald and all currently known
cancel-fags is available in the latest version of Forte Agent and other
newsreaders released on October 31, 1998.

About Central Command:  Central Command Inc. is a privately held
international company headquarters in Brunswick, Ohio, USA.  Founded
in 1990, the company specialized in anti virus protection products
and focuses on serving the industrial market place, government,
financial, educational institutions, and service industries.

For more information about Central Command Inc. visit our web site
at http://www.avp.com or contact Renee Barnhardt at renee@avp.com or
(330) 723-2062.

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Subject: Re: Story: The First Time I Tasted a Man by Nick FitzGerald <--- !!!!
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Szappanos Gabor from MTA SZTAKI once scribbled in alt.comp.virus:
>Juergen Nieveler wrote:
>
>> Looks like somebody really dislikes Nick :-)
>> Did anybody open that .DOC and have a look inside? I dont like playing with
>> viruses unnecessarily, so I didnt.
>>
>> Juergen Nieveler
>>
>>
>
>It is a very simple macro virus. Infects the global template when
.....

Yeah, but was the story any gewd?

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   Rhape79 /UC /3WD /AG

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I also copypasted something I remeber that made me laugh...

>halvar@gmx.net wrote:
>
>>In article <6rpom7$5dp$1@supernews.com>,
>>  "Vic" <vic@lida.net> wrote:
>>
>>> What is PE?
>>
>Even a polymorphic virus must have a "stub" program that can
>not be encrypted else it wouldn't work.  It is this stub that is first
>detected.  Then the AV software may use (for example)
>interpretive execution of the "stub" in order to decypher the
>remainer of the virus.  Simple, huh???
>
>Arthur E Blossom,  IBM AntiVirus services...
